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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of Adar, National Jewish &#8220;Increase Happiness&#8221; Month, a joke:
Why was the doctor very calm? (Answer at bottom).
This week&#8217;s portion, Trumah, begins with the first fundraiser in Jewish history.
Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s odd: G-d says, &#8220;Speak to the children of Israel that they should take for me a portion&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;Take&#8221;?  &#8220;Take&#8221; is self-directed verb; why not &#8220;give&#8221;?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In honor of Adar, National Jewish &#8220;Increase Happiness&#8221; Month, a joke:</p>
<p>Why was the doctor very calm? (Answer at bottom).</p>
<p>This week&#8217;s portion, <em>Trumah, </em>begins with the first fundraiser in Jewish history.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s odd: G-d says, &#8220;Speak to the children of Israel that they should take for me a portion&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Take&#8221;?  &#8220;Take&#8221; is self-directed verb; why not &#8220;give&#8221;?</p>
<p>Judaism 101:  it&#8217;s impossible to do favors &#8211; i.e. give &#8211; to G-d.  He&#8217;s Infinite, lacking nothing.  When we &#8221;give&#8221; &#8211; money, effort, passion &#8211; to do Divine deeds, we&#8217;re really taking.   If we don&#8217;t know that, we&#8217;re not living in reality.</p>
<p>Recently, my kids were excited about getting ice cream for saying the blessing for a meal.  My oldest began to sing it by heart.</p>
<p>&#8220;Use a bentcher (prayer book),&#8221; I said.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No prayer book, no treat.&#8221;</p>
<p>Then he got upset.</p>
<p>&#8220;Tatti, sometimes you put so much pressure on me,&#8221; he said sadly.  &#8220;You push and push; I feel guilty if I don&#8217;t do it!&#8221;</p>
<p>That got me.  The message I was sharing: mitzvos are things we have to do &#8211; or else!  May we be blessed to remember &#8211; doing good is only our pleasure.</p>
<p>Good Shabbos!</p>
<p>HH</p>
<p>(Answer: He had a lot of patients).</p>
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